Its been a while since I last posted for one reason or another. Can i just say my Tumblarity has gone down by 18….EIGHTEEN. This sickens me beyond all sickness ( well, it really doesn’t, as I haven’t the foggiest idea what tumblarity is, but I’m guessing that a drop in the figures can’t be a good thing, it usually isn’t. Although that’s not true for all cases, for example, a reduction in the total figure for the amount of people dying from actual swine flu is continually dropping. Which can only be a good thing. I’d have to be a real heartless cow to say an increase the amount of people dying from actual swine flu is a good thing. So..yeah. none of that lark that I’ve just written makes much sense, but if it does make sense to you, well…err….good :) Not much else I can say to that in all honesty……
Erm…moving swiftly on before the thousands of people one person reading this gets bored. I’ve been attempting to resuscitate my ipod this afternoon. The poor thing has been sat on my shelf, half completely dead for about 5 months now, and I miss it :( What’s even more sad is that my attempts at CPR failed and its now further away from life than ever before. I might have to hold a funeral for it ): Ive been putting up with the crappiest mp3 player in the world for the time being, but its not the same as my good old ipod nano ( original may I add, oh yeah I’m vintage ). Its like when you break your phone and you have to make do with some crummy replacement brick for several weeks, theres just no connection there ( well, technically there is, or there should be - luckily - or else that one’s broken too =P ). What im trying to say is…'out with the old, in with the new' is certainly the way forward. Don’t mix that phrase up or else you’ll find yourself chucking away your new High Definition TV for a black and white number with only one channel and an aerial half the size of Great Britain.And that can’t be good news for anyone, really.
Y’know what is weird? Tea.
I mean, yeah okay its part of every day life but when you think about it…blimey, its god dam strange isn’t it? I wonder how on earth it came about, perhaps some random Victorian chef was ordered by the queen to create a marvellous new drink for Henry’s birthday. So off he goes…doesn’t really have a clue what he’s doing, grabs some dried leafy things, a bit of milk, a bit of boiled water from the saucepan he was cooking the carrots in, and Bobs your uncle Jimmy’s your aunt : Tea was created.
I’m intrigued…I shall look up the true origins of tea on a reliable website, and then, if the answer is as boring as hell, I’ll just add my own version to wikipedia :)
Well, toodle-oo for now my dear chums of the internet variety
1 - At the end of the day 2 - Fairly unique 3 - I personally 4 - At this moment in time 5 - With all due respect 6 - Absolutely 7 - It’s a nightmare 8 - Shouldn’t of 9 - 24/7 10 - It’s not rocket science
16th June 2009 at approx 20 minutes past three in the afternoon
Rose here, although in fairness, who else where you expecting?
Nessie the loch ness monster?
I know I have strong similarities to the creature i.e. I’m green, scaly, a bit on the wet side and too hideous to be true, but still, c’mon give me some credit. I’m a raving loony tune that likes dancing to the macerna in parks in the centre of town, I am not a mysterious underwater sea creature … =P
Y’know what I was thinking today? How weird are words eh?
Cos I know we use them everyday to communicate but when you actually sit there and think about them, they are pretty darned strange. Lets take a prime example of ‘Flabbergasted’, someone said that to me last night and I was like ‘what in the name of Christ Almighty are you on about?!’ and its true, who on this lovely little planet came up with such a word? I think I’ll create my own language, I’ve already got a couple of friends who have done this quite successfully - the combination of clicking and hand gestures could be quite disturbing ( even to me ) but I think its just genius and they completely understand each other ( even if no one else does )
Bought a top today :) and spent a hideous amount of money on make up. But its worth it, my skin is actually getting worse by the second rather than better, pretty soon I’ll be wandering around wearing a paper bag. Or I might resort to a chemical peel for the poor. This is my own invention and is basically where you get a blow torch and burn your skin off. Yes, it might be painful and yes, it might look icky when your face begins to char and turn black, but just think, after months of recovery all that fresh clean skin will come through and you’ll go from ugly to pretty pretty to ugly in no time! :) My best friend Freya thinks I should patent this idea and i agree, just think of the money that could be made! I assume the advert would go something like :
Pretty picture of a model with flawless skin VOICE OVER : Don’t have the money to afford expensive beauty treatments like this? Clip of some loony shaking their head, they look sad Picture of a £5 note VOICE OVER : Do you have five pounds? Video clip of some loony nodding their head, grinning insanely VOICE OVER : Then you can afford the next best thing! Rose’s chemical peel for the poor! Only £4.99! Picture of someone burning their face off with a blow torch, they smile cheezily at the camera, before moments later, all of their skin chars and turns black and falls off. VOICE OVER ( said extremely quickly ) : May cause permanent facial scarring, damage, blindness,sense loss or death. Please read information leaflet before use. Contains fire. to be used with extreme caution away from flammable substances. Do not use if you have a boyfriend / girlfriend, are attempting to get a boyfriend/girlfriend or are a sensible human being.
Hehe, I have far too much imagination for all this.
Today’s been a wild goose chase for the most part. Back and forth to the shops several millions times, for one reason or another. I wouldn’t be surprised if the manager of Peacocks and Select believe I am a smooth operating criminal, making mental details of the store’s layout so that I can comeback at midnight and try a sneaky shoplifting exercise.
For any police officers or other legal people reading this ( I know you like reading the odd blog, don’t deny it ) I am, of course, making it all up. I am not a highly sought after criminal, I am infact Rose, probably one of the least likely people on the planet to shoplift.
Also, have you ever realised how pervy men can be these days? Maybe I’ve just come to that age where I’ve started noticing it more, but I hope to god it hasn’t been going on for to long….*attempts to erase mental images of sick old men checking me out at 13 or 14* Like I said, I was out shopping today, out with my bestie in fact, and we both got leered at at least 4 times ( well, that’s by Freya’s count, I saw at least 7 people but I wasn’t going to tell her, she would have had a fit and died on the spot) One of the men in a white van actually had the nerve to continue to stare at us once he’d gone round the corner, and he even waved at us. Oh, am I supposed to find that friendly? PERVERT. ¬¬
So my advice to you, friends of young and old ( but mainly young, you don’t often find old grannies being leered at… in fact, I had a rather unfortunate incident once where the grannie was the one carrying out the leering….) AVOID ALL MEN. yes, you heard correctly AVOID ALL MEN.
Yes, other than your boyfriend and your dad, steer clear of them all, they do not mean well ( unless your idea of well is….well….*hemhem*….yeah, you get the picture )
So till tomorrow my fair young followers,
I love each and every one of you ( minus pervy men in white vans )
Yes I love you all.
Not equally though :)
Quit complaining about it, nothing’s fair in life these days :)
So its 10:46 in the morning here in sunny England, I wonder what the day is going to bring. Not a lot, I would imagine, but I’ll try my best to make it a reasonable day so that I don’t go to bed tonight thinking ‘blinking heck Rose, what a waste of your life today was eh? you should be ashamed!’. See, that’s usually what happens and then I end up feeling all crappy and such.
I would have slept in for longer today in all honesty but my alarm clock i.e. my mum, decided to wake me up at some obscene hour at the crack of dawn ( well, it was around 9 o’clock, but still…) and then I got a phone call from a friend and this completely woke me up ¬¬
Never mind eh?
I’m now sat here with a coffee and some Kellogs Crunchy Nut Cornflakes :) yummy yummy.
Ooh, before I forget to say, THANK YOU to the person who has decided to follow my blog officially :) It’s made my day :) I logged on and I saw the announcement thingy and smiled a crazy smile that I only do when I’m seriously happy, so well done - you made me do the crazy smile =] This is truly an achievement, especially at 11 in the morning when my brain functionality parallels that of a small frog.
But yeah, enough of the rambling.
It’s a brand new day.
This is the only 15th June 2009 you’re ever going to get, so try and make the most of it ( even if your ‘making the most of it’ is sleeping in till 2 in the afternoon and then sitting around watching TV in your pj’s for the rest of the day) =]
Slow down, you crazy child
you’re so ambitious for a juvenile
But then if you’re so smart, tell me
Why are you still so afraid?
Where’s the fire, what’s the hurry about?
You’d better cool it off before you burn it out
You’ve got so much to do and
Only so many hours in a day
But you know that when the truth is told..
That you can get what you want or you get old
You’re gonna kick off before you even
Get halfway through
When will you realize, Vienna waits for you
Slow down, you’re doing fine
You can’t be everything you want to be
Before your time
Although it’s so romantic on the borderline tonight
Too bad but it’s the life you lead
you’re so ahead of yourself that you forgot what you need
Though you can see when you’re wrong, you know
You can’t always see when you’re right. you’re right
You’ve got your passion, you’ve got your pride
but don’t you know that only fools are satisfied?
Dream on, but don’t imagine they’ll all come true
When will you realize, Vienna waits for you?
Slow down, you crazy child
and take the phone off the hook and disappear for awhile
it’s all right, you can afford to lose a day or two
When will you realize,..Vienna waits for you?
And you know that when the truth is told
that you can get what you want or you can just get old
You’re gonna kick off before you even get half through
Why don’t you realize,. Vienna waits for you
When will you realize, Vienna waits for you?
Given that I am pissed this message is surely wonderful
Hello people of that fine world we call earth.
Rose here, just sending out a telegraph to all those fine young chaps and dolls letting you know that im actually rather merry at this precise moment although as you may have noticed i can actually type very well and clearly and fluenlty. This is because I have had drink yes, but not enough to mess up my hand to eye to brain coordinateion, instead i just feel like rambling to you pretty young things about how dashing the stars are today.The stars are brighter than lighbulbs but i cant se ethem because the clouds in the way. If the person in charge of clouds happens to read this then i am making a formal complaint to you as a person and asking you very nicely to move the clouds okay? :) * cute face*
So anyway, my day.
Busy as a bee without wings. which may sound not busy but it was extremely busy as i was left to do everything myself in a lonely fashion of a lonely person. But then i rushed home like a rushing thing with rushes, and got myself sorted and went to Matts house. Matt is my lovely boyfriend who plays guitar more awesomely than an awesome person in awesome land. He is also awesome in every way :) he taught me how to play white stripes on it and so yeah, im obv a cool cucumber.
But yeah, went out for dinner which was loveleee :) munch mucnh
And so i conclude with a round of applause :)
and an apology as I have just realised this is my first post and I’m drunk….shees kebabs on legs, not a good first impression! eek!
I actually love this song more than i love many things.
Of course, there are things i love more…infact, there are a lot of things i love more….boyfriend,friends,family, ice cream cake, parties,dresses ( in fact dresses might even come higher than ice cream cake) but even so, I do love it loads :)
Give it a listen, it might not be your cup of tea or coffee but don’t knock it till you’ve tried it thats my motto :)
So yeah, I’ve got the main jist of what this whole tumblr malarky is about now :) Slightly concerned that I’m going to become addicted but nevermind. I’m sure no one is reading this anyway, but I see why people like it, it feels nice to think that I’m sharing my life with people out there in the big wide world :)